Give me your money...... or a Hug!!

Im not a criminal so I am unsure whats goes thru their head during a hold up but I am pretty confident that this must have been his first time. Check it Out.

The "Beautifully Dumb" Olly Girls

So for anyone who has seen that show Sunset Tan on the E channel knows these girls and they are hot especially in this picture. Looks like Lauren Conrad has some competition in the best looking girl in hollywood award. Keep painting on these clothes ladies!

Drunk and Disorderly or In Diabetic Shock???

65 year old Roosevelt Sims was on his way to Los Angeles VIA Amtrak train when an employee asked him to leave the train due to his disorderly conduct. Now they did not specify in the article what his disorderly conduct consisted of but I can be damn sure it wasnt bad enough to drop this man off in the middle of nowhere. He got off in the middle of a 800,000 acre national forest (not by choice obviously). There is no running water or even a designated train stop around and the closest road is 2 miles away. Now some might say thats not far but when your 65 it alot further than when your in your 20's. This man is now missing and cops only found his luggage and medication where he was dropped of. Amtrak said he was unruly and drunk while in reality he was in diabetic shock. This situation should never have happen even if someone was drunk out of their face and vomiting on passengers. HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN KICKED OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST. There should be some protocol on what to do when you have an unruly passenger and just to stop and say get the fuck out is unaccebtable, this is not the 1800's people. Read full story here!!

MY UPDATED BEACH PICS

Another relaxing weekend in the books.......

So this weekend I went out to the Hamptons on eastern Long Island. Every other car on the road was a ferrari or lamborghini and all the women drove BMW's and Mercedes. What a life that must be except when its saturday and you cant even go to the grocery store because half of NY is invading your town, haha sucks for you guys. So we went to the beach and I got burnt to a crisp.(I will update with a picture) The water was nice and warm, other than that there was not much excitement except for making a fire and roasting some mellows. Quiet and Relaxing which I needed after two weeknights out last week which included the game and manhattan.

P.S. Chevy's is the closest in quality of Tex-mex I have eaten since the move from texas. Everyone should check it out.

Im 40, your 16; lets get married!!

Brenton Wuchae (40) marries Windy Hager (16)

I find it crazy that this guy doesn't get arrested. He is her high school coach as well as husband now and there is nothing anyone can do about it. The only time I ever (i swear) watched Dr.Phil was an episode regarding older people marrying younger people and a good point was raised that if you really "Love" each other than wait to marry and there will be no difference. People get married somtimes like if they dont do it right then they will miss their window of opportunity but that translates too "if we dont get married soon you may find someone else" and in this particular situation I feel is exactly that. At the age of 16 I dont feel like you can completely comprehend the whole situation. Maybe she is like the popular kid now, all caught up in the hype of getting married early, or for marrying the coach but ya know in ten years when he is 50 and she is 26 what then. She will miss the whole teenage experience such as proms, random dating and parties. Im sure someone would say, well she doesnt want that teenage experience or he wont prevent her from doing those things but, we all know what happens when people marry.

They are at different point in their life im sure, he probably wants to settle down; maybe some kids or something but she hasnt even ever had career or even drove a car. What about college? I know it's not really any of my business but someone should stand up for this girl, she's too young to stand up for herself.

If it's true love then they would wait an he would want her to experience life as a whole and not as a married woman so early in life. Unfortunately this seems to be lust, some kinky fetish to be with a younger girl. He should be ashamed!!!! Read the Story here

300th Post

So I recently read this horror story that i think everyone should be aware of: check it out. Apparently this company lost someone's luggage and when they complained the company started signing him up for dating websites using his personal information. Take a minute of your busy day to read this!

WTF Man!!!!

So last nightI was hoping that my presence at the game would somehow help them get out of this horrible losing streak. My presence didn't change a thing! Their level of athleticism was equivalent to the quality of the Mets Picture posted above. I can't believe they came out like they really wanted to win the World Series this year and then............ nothing. It's almost like they want to be a minor league team now or something. Carlos Beltran is under contract for over $100 million, shouldnt he play like it? The only good thing about the game was the free parking I got. I will not attend anymore games unless they step it up and I already have tickets. Very disappointing!!!!

Funny Signs!!!!!

Someone has many hours of free time!

Someone took the time to build this mini city........... very interesting. Check out the rest of the pics here

While Constance was being tea bagged at a Bachelorette party I was.........................

....................................not being tea bagged. So this weekend was not as wild as Constances. I decided to get off my lazy ass and begin working out (AGAIN) so instead of running through my neighborhood which is boring I decided to go to Belmont Lake state park by my house with Jillian and go running. After literally walking/jogging for two hours and at least 3 miles (we took breaks, we all know I used to 3 miles in about 22 minutes in my soccer days) I realized we were not going to reach the end of the trail. So I rigged up this stylish little marker to show how far we had gone and started on our way back. In total we had proly walked about 5 miles in the 84 degree weather and it was rough. It's been a while since I have been outdoors and it was rather nice. Since I grew up in upstate NY and TX I'm used to being places where you can scream at the top of your lungs and no one hears you.

P.S. Rosey,

me and constance are looking forward to meeting you at Chevy's in the city on thurs. I built up my tolerance this weekend so I can drink all the Liquor and beer in Manhattan

P.S.S. I know this is a pointless post, but hey at least it's something!

If they were Fat

So if Jon Stewart was a fat ass he would probably look something like this!! To see more of your celebrity fave's click this.