The Gospel According to Stumpy

But the beauty here is how it can be dressed up or dressed down. Chop some fresh basil and sprinkle on top, and it's a light, flavorful meal. Out of tomatoes? Just put some extra butter in there. Have wine in the fridge? Deglaze with it and let everything simmer down, getting the tomatoes all soft. Have chicken? Toss it in. I had some blue cheese crumbles the other day, so they went in when it was all being tossed together, and got melted and gooey and oh so flavorful. Ditto for feta. One day when I was craving spice but felt too poor for Indian food, I shook in a bunch of red pepper flakes, which definitely added some heat! Of course, when I have cream, I add a few tablespoons to turn it delightfully sinful. (Although sometimes it curdles a little, maybe because I haven't let the wine boil off all the way? It's still edible, just not as good.) Endless variations, always yummy, I could make this every day.

WALT DOPPLEBOCK IS A WEENIS AT A PAJAMMY JAM!!!

Message from the Dublash Convent

"Amen, the Lord Alleluiah
Praise thee Lord Allelu...."

Oh, hi y'all!! Sister Jimecki here. In duh house!!! Just gittin jizzy wit it!!! Say hi to Walt and Slappy for me

Allllllllllllllllllllo

Hi guys. Stumpy Lendoragassa checkin in. Have a great Memorial Day. Yummy yummy.

Waaaaaaaaaaalter!!!

Watch that bana.............. Dooooooooooh

Hey where's Myra?

She hasn't been a round lately. We need all of that butter churned before the harvest feast. Later.

Constance.

Don't be a Doubter!!!!

Gizelllllllllllllllllllle?????

BREAKFAST?????????

Hello.

Younevuhevuhnevuhevuhnevuh know,

Hey im looking for Slappy im his brother, he owes me money. Ever since he became a science major he is too good to talk to the family!!!

Hey, Cell Phone Sally here!!

Call me!!!!!

UH Constance pick up the phone...........

Hey Meet the New Crew Members

<<----Gabe Torshvan with hoes in tow.

Eunice Coltrane

Look ay this Bike Yeah Go Lance Armstrong GOOOO!

Gunther Eggleton here, has anyone seen Slappy? P.S. give a shout out to Sharon's (Somershade) chinchilla!!

I REFUSE TO STAY HERE!

I'M GOING TO THE PAJAMMIES!!

Constance Wants Her Ears Pierced

BECAUSE SHE IS NOT A BOY!!!!!

Welcome to the Dopplebock Hotel

Hey Guys, Gals, Sheep and Cows

Tim Slopthro here. Just wanted to invite y'all over for my annual veggie curry stirfry explosion. BYOGB. Bring your own Ginger Beer. Cathay and S are comin over. Don't be stumpy. Come on by.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who do you want to join?

The Badger Brigade?

Or Hot Chocolate Dillo and her Band of Merry Roadkill?

The family station wagon…… What great memories of cross country travel………… Summers in Rangoon……….Meat helmets………Louge lessons........ Typical really……..

I was adopted into the Dopplebock Dynasty: I am his brother and sister

Gangster Dopplebock here, Can you see up my nose??

Here's a Mushroom Stamp for you Allsk!

To do list for today:

- Learn Fashion
- Destroy a pork
- Win
- Contribute to poverty
- Review all of your employment status (Statii)
- Nachoze, ennubuddah?

WELL READ WELL FED!

Hey Gazpacho, whatever you do, steer clear of the veggie stir fry explosion! It ain't no joke.

Jumpy Jump

I dont understand the rabbit keeps trying to jump over the rooster but cannot make it, why doesnt he just go around?

Slappppppy Heeeeeeeyuh!

Wassup. Slaps is back. Walt's bud from Sigma Chi Stir Fry, Maryland's first cheesesteak fraternidad. The stumblin bastige has been ignorin my texties. Chillin down on the coast with Brian Peppuhhhhhs and Norma. Tell him to get his silly ass down here, the O'Douls are a flyin!!!! Peace out.

Wedding Bell edibles

WITH


PLEASE

I have two hands......

So I can crush the head of Superkid and Constance at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the fun party in here. The party barge looks empty!!

Am i alone?

Have i been abandoned?

i'm one sad Superkid!

Oh you brought a gun to a paw fight!!!

Just like them killing the bear in NJ un fair match up

I heard that there is someone out there collecting donations for the fat baby gorilla organization but what about the baby monkey with afro hair foundation, please make a donation dont leave us without clippers, Donate now

Does this come in a Constance MacFrugal edition??

Gazpacho working out hard in the GYM... THE STATE GYM

Postcard from Upstate New York

Hi Bosslady. Its your aunt. Just got engaged to cousin Darryl. He shovels road kill for the county.

Love ya,
Aunt Pimpelton.

Todd and Banjo

Hey guys. Todd Gnome here. Long time no meet. Just wanted to shoot ya an old pic of me and my daughter. It was taken right after the war. We were so close back then. Thought ya might appreeeeskeeeate.

Happy fiddlin,
Todd "Bowtie" Gnome

Constance wants to know.........

What kind of party is this? She kinda likes it though.

Hi Superkid

You are a little late. We have an appointment available for June 16, 2009 if you'd like

Mr. MacFrugal!!!!!!!

How could you?????

Famous Chesty Puller Quote

"Two Marines could kick the ass of an entire Dopplebock Army. I'd say one, but the poor guy would get bored whippin the snot out of the little pissants."

THE DUKE RAPE ACCUSER...........

IS FRIENDS WITH WILLIE NELSON? WHO WOULDA KNOWN?

HEY WALTER!

Have a nice trip. See you next fall.

Open toe shoes make him smile!!

Awwwwwwwwwwww

That Superkid is dreaming again. Keep it real Bud.

Serge, Tom, Myra and Connie

Hey guys, I seem to have lost my sister. Have any of y'all seeen her? I hope she not out with Norma and Crazy Eyes again. Hit me up on the land line, cell is in the shop.

Stan

I cant figure out what this guy next to me wants................I'm hungry and want a cheeseburger

Como Esta Norma

Its Manuel Capadona. Just bloggin in bed. Thats how I roll. Sure could use some company. I've got all the Twizzlers and Cheese Doodles you can handle. I had a Mars Bar but its MIA in my sheets. Maybe we can hunt for it - together. ;) Anyhooo shoot me an email