I must apply the Cream.............

I am on the fence whether I feel bad or not because you have to be dumb to fall for this. So this girl was told by some man she met (not a doctor) that in order to cure her of her rash she had been experiencing for a while. Apparently he told her he could only apply the cream to his penis then apply to her insides for it to work. Read it Here!!

That is a nice Dog or sheep........

This post requires no picture. I am completely amazed how many people in the world are still uneducated......... I am not sure but I would bet a significant amount of money that most people in the world would be able to spot the difference between a poodle and a sheep, but once again I am shocked (and would be broke). I came across this article today about something they are reporting as a scam but i would call it stupidity. Check it out!

P.S. If i doesnt ever bark it's probably not a DOG!


UPDATE: The whole thing was apparently made up. What a relief, see the debunking article here

Kryptonite Huh!

It is something right out of a comic book. Literally....... This week some scientist found a new mineral and when they did a search for all the components they came up with........... kryptonite from superman..... weird huh. This is said to be the coincedence of a lifetime........ Not to upset you comic fanatics but the newly discovered mineral does not glow green but to learn more read this.

Who does this.........

First Travolta with his ideas now this................
SEE STORY HERE

Ya next thing you know she will be suggesting we wipe our mouths with our sleeves instead of napkins........ hmm they coud be called diner sleeves!

Beautiful Weekend...............

So this weekend was pretty laid back compared to my last few. I awoke saturday to some of the best weather NY has seen in a longtime, so i decided not to waste a day of good and went to Long Beach which I must say is one of the most well maintained beachs in the state. It was busy but not bad enough that you couldn't park. There were some crazy people surfing in the 40 degrees water, other than that it was just a typical beach day.

P.S. Connie sorry about satrurday, next time we will go to the bar =)

Weird.........

BRISBANE, Australia — A 40-foot catamaran found drifting off Australia's Great Barrier Reef had its sails up, engines running and food on the table, but no crew, officials said Friday after launching a massive search for the missing men.

See Story Here

Goodbye Rosey

a/k/a

Hot Chocolate

Rosevelt Sampsonite

Sampson Simpson

Flo Barboni

Rosalita

Rosecruscian

Rosie the Riveter

I think this is Hilarious .......

If you have seen anchorman and the movie 300 then you must see this.

No Picture could summarize this weekend..........

So this weekend a good friend of mine had his Bachelor party in Manhattan. Now I have had rough nights before but this was definately up in the top 5 of my "PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR" list. I was on the upper east side until about 1:30am when I decided I should head back to Penn before the long gap when trains dont run (2:55-4:45am). Somehow from 1:30 until 2:30 I was lost on the subway I ended up in Canarsie in Brooklyn and I was so drunk if you would have asked for my wallet I would have given it up. So eventually I just found a cab because I couldnt figure out the which train to get on. I got home at around 4:30am and was trashed. Sunday was also a blur, I was hungover all day and suprisingly am still feeling the effects today! Between last weekend and this weekend I think I need to just relax for a while. Tuesday night I'm going back to Atlantic City so that should be a little change of pace. Wish me Luck!!!!!

WALTER AT A BAR

Update on the Papercut Situation........

Now I feel like a bitch cause this guy had his whole arm bitten off by a 400lb croc.................. and i dont see him whining. I now this is a gross picture but it deserves a post. I figure if they show it on the news then its appropriate. By the way my papercut is now fine! Anyways read the whole story here.

If your wondering what happened to his arm........ well he got it reattached minus the added saliva. Look at the picture of him in the hospital bed, he looks glad to have a reason to miss work!

Well Andrew, it looks like a papercut!

So your probably wondering why I would even have a post about a papercut, but this wasn't just any papercut. This one was so deep, it may have touched the Bone. It hurt so bad but of course everyone's like well it's a papercut shrug it off but maybe it hit an artery or something cause im slowly bleeding to death. So if anyone reads this anytime soon who has medical training please help me.

"Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy"

So METS are back in action at home. I went to opening day at Shea and it was great, (unlike my picture I actually took off) but it wasn't as good as last year. Other than when the two philly players ran full speed into each other, I found myself having a tough time paying attention to the game with everyone around being so entertaining......... Anyways 7 runs in one inning; we're off to a good start.

P.S. Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole's Baby (LOL)

Saturday Night Out!!!

So saturday night i went to a strip club on Long Island for a friends B-Day and it was just weird. I went with like 20 people who all came empty handed (no money). Now what the hell is that about why would you even go!!! I ended up feeling so bad for the girls that I not only paid for my friends drinks but I also gave them money to tip them. I just felt like they were excpecting a good night (alot of tips) because of the party and got.........nothing............. until i made things right. The worst part is the girls all thought my friends were all ballers when in reality all the money came from MY POCKET but i dont care anyways I will probably never have to pay for another drink on my own again because so many people owe me now!!! I guess I'll just think of it as an investment.

Funny Stuff

Easter is Coming!!!!!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TONIGHT

So the question of the day if you have no life is............... which Sanjaya will you see tonight?

Only God can help us now!!!

Funny Pic

This reminds me of two people in my office............ well next door...............

HEEEEEEEERE's CONNIE

For all you new comers this is a lady who i work with. She says she is 29 yet her knitted shirts tell another story. We had a piece of her shirt carbon dated and it was made in 1907, amazingly by her very own hands!!! We have come to the conclusion she must be at least 105 years old!!! So heres my shout out to all you late retiree's........... keep up the good work at your old feeble age. Ya Ya i know your 29 right!!!

( I am putting up this post because of the comment you left on the Sanjaya post.)

THIS JUST IN..........

"Welcome to Superkid's Blog!!!!!!"

Superkid just called in, He has declared this blog his own!!!!