I like it!!!!!

So the newest toy from google is great. (only because they didnt get to my block yet) But here is a shot of W55th Street in Manhattan and beleive it or not you can zoom and it's clear. Check out San Fransisco you can make out a great amount of detail. So if your looking to go on a virtual tour CHECK IT OUT here is anice starting point on 2nd and 7th avenue in the city

you can also zoom in them scroll around on the small view!!

So far they have Miami, Denver, San Fran and New York including nassau county

Just added some Boobs!!

Memorial Day Weekend

So this weekend I got a glimpse of what it is like to be an old person for a weekend. I actually spent my Memorial Day in Washington D.C. like an old tourist. I was dumb enough to take pictures at the BACK White House and didnt realize until later it was the BACK of the White House. Now I know some people are like WOW what a retard but it was actually very interesting. All you ladies are probably familiar with the Hope Diamond which is 45 carats of flawless blue diamond (every womens dream). Being that I like to be a "one-upper" I learned everything about this diamond so I could "teach" someone else but it was funny, after I told my friend about everything we saw at the Smithsonian Museum of Natural Histry he was like "damn kid, you smart but why you take a picture of the back of the White House" .................. I had no response............ Well for all those that are thinking about sightseeing next Holiday I suggest you make sure your nuts are still attached and GRAB A BEER and as for me I learned my lesson to not pass up partying for TOURISM.

HAHA.........

VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a$280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

Someone e-mailed this but it's funny

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.
"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything; but NOOOoooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually did something."


I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, so I guess they're both free." She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

They walk among us and many work retail.
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A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. My friend decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale : $50" The next day someone stole it.

They walk among us.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, where?"


They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.

They Walk Among Us!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but" didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.


They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for sometime before responding. Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

Yup, They Walk Among Us! � Yup, They walk among us, AND they reproduce! BONUS! �

Run or Drive

This day in age you would assume that since the cops have all the new gadgets in there car they would be able to catch a guy with one arm and no legs...... SERIOUSLY

CHECK IT OUT

Worst part is it happened in the U.S.

I could date these professors..........

So if my professors were 19 and 20 year old girls from russia (most are hot blondes), I think I would be a better student. I would have no problems paying attention or coming in after class for "study groups". Anyways for all you ladies who want to feel a bit of jealousy today read this and weep.

Lucky, Lucky, Lucky

So imagine for a moment you lay down for a long nights rest, all comfy, cozy and warm; then the next thing you know your bed lifts up in the air and before you realize whats happening your dumped like trash into the back of a truck. Upon opening your eyes fully you notice your now being compacted against trash until your bones begin to break and just before you are squished to death it stops then more trash comes in and your compacted again, again,again, well you get the picture sounds gruesome but you know what this lucky SOB happened to live to tell his story. (and if you havent got the clue obviously he was homeless and sleep in a dumpster)

Funny Pics

Hmm..... something seems wrong here............

Another weekend, Another blur

I think I need a break from alcohol for at least one weekend. So friday I had about 15 people over and played some drinking games until I came up with the bright idea of challengin this alcoholic to a drinking contest and in about 2 hours I had 7 beers and she (yes I said she) beat me with a weak 8 beers. Anyways I lost =( Well at least im not an alcoholic. Saturday I had attended a wedding for my co-worker and it was awesome. In a nutshell, I got wasted again. Sunday was a little more chillaxed, I watched a movie starring Ben Stiller "A Night at the Museum" and I have to say it was one of the best movies (not better than 300 of course) I have seen in a long time. Well sorry about the rambling but I felt as though I really needed to put up a post. In closing DONT DRINK AND DRIVE or something.........

I am outta whack and outta touch...

such are the things which happen when you are on the verge of gettin hitched. And that is my life.

But let me give you a couple of treats as I work towards binding, or undoing myself or both:

A new interpretation of The Shining, the comedy, and, a haunting one of Sleepless in Seattle, the thriller.

Funny how a movie trailer might be manipulated.

That what I'm talking about!!

Coming to the United States:

For all those who have been lucky enough to go to Europe or have a friend who is willing to go out on a limb and bring you back a bottle of absynth know how exciting this will be. (taking a lil shot at connie here) Okay so it tastes like mouthwash but I don't know many people who drink because it tastes good, not that there aren't some. (I just don't know them) Anyways for those gungho drinkers or people who just like to relax without having 6 beers, here is a treat. Check it out!!