I'm angry at you sinners!

Here are some of the things you all do that make me angry:

- Eat meat on Fridays and other days
- Say terrible words, like "bra"
- Throw corn in church
- Shower in the nude
- Tear apples in half
- Burn sliced pepperonah with a match
- Disrespect toward local salesmen
- Play frisbah where I like to walk.

Say steveral Hail Marys for your soul, but I'll still be angry.