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Flaming dog meat sets Chinese school afire
Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:30 AM BST
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BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese headmaster, who tried to buy off colleagues by cooking dog meat for them after secretly selling off trees around the school, ended up setting fire to classrooms when the meal burst into flames, a Chinese newspaper said on Friday.
Ten classrooms containing televisions, computers, printers and textbooks burnt down, leaving nearly 100 children unable to go to school, the Beijing Youth Daily said.
The headmaster, in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang, sold off a 1,000-tree arboretum surrounding the school on the sly, the newspaper said.
"In order to get the teachers not to tell anyone what he had done, on the afternoon of May 16, headmaster Meng got friends to obtain two dogs, which they proceeded to kill on the school grounds," the report said.
"He then told the teachers they would have dog meat to eat that afternoon," it added.
But the plan went awry when the dog being baked burst into flames and set fire to the school's main office and then the classrooms.
The local education bureau fined the headmaster 10,000 yuan (677 pounds) and suggested he be fired, the newspaper said.
Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:30 AM BST
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BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese headmaster, who tried to buy off colleagues by cooking dog meat for them after secretly selling off trees around the school, ended up setting fire to classrooms when the meal burst into flames, a Chinese newspaper said on Friday.
Ten classrooms containing televisions, computers, printers and textbooks burnt down, leaving nearly 100 children unable to go to school, the Beijing Youth Daily said.
The headmaster, in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang, sold off a 1,000-tree arboretum surrounding the school on the sly, the newspaper said.
"In order to get the teachers not to tell anyone what he had done, on the afternoon of May 16, headmaster Meng got friends to obtain two dogs, which they proceeded to kill on the school grounds," the report said.
"He then told the teachers they would have dog meat to eat that afternoon," it added.
But the plan went awry when the dog being baked burst into flames and set fire to the school's main office and then the classrooms.
The local education bureau fined the headmaster 10,000 yuan (677 pounds) and suggested he be fired, the newspaper said.
posted by Myra Langerhas | 11:35 AM
3 Comments:
Once when I was headmaster at a school for Norwegian kindergarteners, I cooked them a side of beef wellington to make up for the fact that I had accidentally sold off some of their tiddly winks. My pantyhouse spontaneously combusted at the dinner.
I once worked at a warehouse in Cleveland. One day I stole a few boxes of crepe paper and sold 'em to the local kideeeegarden for a dime and some donuts. But man o manoshevitz did the tempers start a flaring. My colleagues were none too happy about my venture. I made amends by leaving 'em with a pony keg of kielbasa beer on the loading dock. When the dust cleared, the silly goons were so drunk they forgot who, what, where, and how, and I ate my donut in piece.
this one time at band camp i lit this piece of paper on fire and it burnt the peace of paper to the ground....... and then i threw it!
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