WHAT A WEEKEND

So where do i start, this weekend was crazy..... Friday night me and my friend from texas went to a local pub/bar on Long Island until 3:30 am when i finally left, I stopped at White Castle and got into bed by about5 am. Saturday......... woke up at noon and went into the Manhattan still a bit hungover but able to walk. I did the sight seeing for my friend then when he was unable to walk any longer we went back to Long Island (time is now about 7 pm) to hang out at home and gather any kind of energy possible for another trek right back into the City to see Bill Burr at Caroline's Comedy Club on Broadway which didn't start until 12:30pm. Stupid me I decided it would be better to drive in so i would have to be stuck on the train home at like 4am with some drunk old guy, so instead i paid $42 to park. After getting back home i had 45 minutes to kill before i got back behind the wheel for another trip (time is now 6:00 AM); this time to drop my friend off at JFK. I wish I could just relax now but of course i have to work today....... GOD LET ME CATCH UP ON MY REST TONIGHT!!!!! p-p-p-please .......... ( if your searching for a reason behind why i put up this post- dont waste anytime there is absolutely no point, sorry if i have wasted anyones time)

P.S. I would like to shout at my friend Jack Daniels, keep up the good work.